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Incidentally, the last time i drove from here to Dallas, it took less than half the time it took Angel's brother to fly from Daytona (roughly the same distance, maybe 200-ish more miles). Granted, that included a hellaton of layovers, delays and missed flights. But then that just compunds the problem of flying, in addition to TSA's policy of crotchgrabbing.

[quote]the person writing is a complete dumb fuck[/quote]
Hey now, you've got to give the guy credit for the phrase "back-of-the-handjob"... :)

Also, here's something else that pisses me off:
The fact that I pulled into Murphry's Gas tonight because I saw the sign for $2.35/gallon, and thought "Shit, that's cheap. I gotta get me some of that." Then I though, "Ugh! That's not cheap, dipshit. >:0 "

TSA pisses me off.

Here's a list of things you can and can't carry on a plan.
Noteably, you can't take on lotion or face cream, but you can bring a bottle of KY lube. AND, you can take a screwdriver under 7", and scisors under 4" (both can stab just fine).

Thanks assholes. I'll just drive. I'll get there in about the same amount of time since I don't have to go through "security checks".

Oh, and you can carry on a vibrator, but apparantly only as long as it's turned on and shoved down your pants... :scared:

For some reason I pictured Knock when I read these :)

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
? When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.
? When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
? When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
? When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
? When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk....... You need to pray at work.
? When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
? When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.
? If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
? If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......You need to pray at work.

Ok got something else for you guys. Pooh and I had an appointment with a financial advisor (a side step to get the house buying rolling.) We originally had the appointment on July 24th, but for whatever reason they called us and rescheduled it to August 1st, being YESTERDAY. So, I gather up all of our paperwork, which is a real bugger whenever you have two small children around and it's scattered around EVERYWHERE (because we have no file cabinet) and arrange a babysitter for the kids. Pooh has to take off work early because they don't take appointments after 4:15. Well we get there, and there's another couple waiting in the office and this asshole comes out and tells us that we have the wrong day and we need to reschedule. The other couple I am POSITIVE was NOT rescheduled and they didn't have shit with them (the only reason I mention this is because after I made the appointment they gave me this long ass list of stuff to bring and I worked hard to get all of it) and the ass-monkey reschedules US. Trust me, if there were some kind of manager I could talk to, I would. GRRRRRRR Luckily, our mortgage guy is very nice and very helpful, so he may be able to tell us somewhere to go that wouldn't screw us over. I'll let you all know how that turns out. >:0

Have you ever tried a home perm? I periodically have to straighten my hair (I wish my hair would be straight as a board -- Lucky...), and it's hellacheaper to do it at home, and have Angel help me out. Granted, I don't get the benefit of someone who's been in the biz for 25 years, and I don't have one of those heat things, but it works pretty well. Usually lasts for a good month, and it's like $7.

Appearantly there's something to the anasthetic causing perms to fall out thing
[quote]Taking blood pressure tablets or having had a general anesthetic recently can cause a perm to loosen or drop out. Consult a trichologist in this case as they can use certain treatments to help prevent this problem.[/quote]

I'm sick of seeing commercials with wireless companies braging on the low number of dropped calls. I expect nothing less. That like advertising that a stove gets hot or the fridge gets cold. How about some rate decreases?

He didn't plant it all by himself. Just like a man to try and take all the credit.

i planted a tree this weekend. No wonder they're going extinct...that was some hard shit. Like 6 inches of grass, 2 inches of dirt, then 18 inches of rock....damn ozarks.

luckly this is for DVR's, and I don't use one... sooo let 'em ( oh this is my openion, I know this WILL suck for other people)

ICQ. I decided to get it up and running again, and it always seems to disconnect for no reason. :[